normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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