but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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