Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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