Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
