yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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