so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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