You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Let's paint friendship bongs
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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