I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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