I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
