One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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