He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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