ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We have started to decorate penises.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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