is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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