dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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