I got chris browned last night
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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