loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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