Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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