Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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