Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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