Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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