There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Randomize
