I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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