I CAN MOONWALK!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
