twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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