real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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