he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
false alarm. still invincible.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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