so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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