It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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