That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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