I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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