Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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