I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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