Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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