problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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