That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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