what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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