I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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