just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
