The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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