we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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