I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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