Bisexual people are plain selfish.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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