shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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