Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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