Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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