i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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