i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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