Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
someone owes me an orgasm
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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