Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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