seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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