I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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