I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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