I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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