She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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