those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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