beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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