come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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